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"Hey, Germany." You cracked a smile, peering over at the blond german and away from the bright, blinding computer screen you had been staring at for so long.

Italy and you had been scouring the internet for hours, looking for nothing in particular. Just a few moments ago the two of you had found something called 'babynames.com'. It had caught your intrest, so you clicked on it to see what it was about. Just like the name implied, it was a websight with nothing but baby names. At the top of the screen you could look up any name you wanted and see what it stould for, and what gender the name was supposed to belong to. At the bottom, you could look up names under French, Japanese, Indian, Spanish, and so on. The moment you spotted names you could look up in German, a wide, evil smile spread across your face.

"Ja?" Germany asked, looking up from the newspaper he had been so interested in.

"Germany, Devi vedere questo~!" Italy laughed, pointing at the screen.

The german let out a heavy sigh, getting up from his recliner and setting his newspaper down on the table beside him. He walked over to your chair, setting his hands on your shoulders and peering over at the screen.

"German baby names?" He asked, squinting an eye as he looked down to your bright face.

You smiled, and scrolled down the screen. "That's not the weird part."

Stopping at a name, you pointed a a single finger to it so he could see what had caught your attention. The germans eyes grew as Italy and you burst out in happylaughter. "Ja. Vhat's so funny about zhat?" He asked hesitently, looking away from the screen as pink lightly dusted his pale cheeks.

"Come on, Germany. It's a german baby name called America." You snickered, scrolling over the name. "I thought this was the funniest part, though."

The blond folded his arms across his chest, keeping his distance from the two of you and the computer. After about a minute or two of silence, you knudged Germany in the ribs, hinting at him to come look at the thing you were trying to show him. With a roll of his eyes, his gaze settled back at the computer. He stould there for a moment, trying to pick up on the thing you were so eager to show him. You could hear the man give a slight grunting sound, shrivling back from the computer. This made a smile come to your face, your gaze looking back to settle on the embarrased blond.

"Home Ruler?" He asked, confusion and embarresment mixing in with his tone.

"There's also a name called Berger~" Italy sang in his usual happy tone, pointing to the name. You looked back over to the computer in surprise, not seeing the word before. Just as the italian had said, there was indead a name labled 'Berger' highlighted in bright blue letters. Looking back over to Germany to see the expression on his face, he scowled.

"Did you lose another bet to America?" You asked, leaning back in your chair and peering up at Germany with your cheerful, (e/c) colored orbs, setting your arms behind your head. The german just looked down, the pink that colored his cheeks now turning as red as one of Romano's tomato's. You gave him a satisfied smile, patted him on the head, and turned back to the computer that sat infront of you. Germany just stould there, dumbfounded as to what he just read. Maybe it was just one of those times he went out for a drink and got sucked into something he wouldn't likely remember in the morning. As the gears turned in his head, he started to wonder why the two of you started looking at german names in the first place. Why hadn't they looked at any embarrasing italian baby names? It would have been much more fun to look at those and make fun of Italy, no matter how much the german knew he shouldn't do that to the happy-go-lucky italian. He looked over to Italy, the brown haired man leaning forward in his chair as his overly happy smile grew on his face, a slight 'Ve~' illuminating from his mouth. The man looked over to you, your figure also hunched over as your grip on the wireless computer mouse seemed to get tighter, your finger scrolling down the page you were on. Tipping his head, a wide, persed smile spread across his lips. He leaned forward, snaking his arms around your waist abd bringing you closer to him and the back of the chair. Adjusting his chin comfortably on your shoulder, he moved his mouth close to your now warming ear.

"Vhat vere you doing on that vebsight anyvay, liebe." He whispered slowly, making you stiffen with surprise, a small shiver running up your spine. "Vere you hinting at somezing?"

You blushed, your face reddening only the slightest. Looking up to the man's baby blue eyes, a playful glint seemed to reflect in them. You couldn't help but smirk, no matter how serious he seemed to be acting. Lifting your hand of the computer mouse, you set it against his fourhead, pushing him away from your face.

"You wish."
Really short, choppy oneshot that came to my mind XD I was searching www.babynames.com for a name to give my OC, I saw the 'America' and 'Berger' name, and cracked up laughing. :iconus-xdplz: I'm thinking Germany lost some sort of bet to America..or something XD Anywho, enjoy~

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DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
xD
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kidxmaka11 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 8, 2015
I want to name something Berger now..
When people ask : Its german!"
Them, "For what?"
me : BURGER!!!!!!!!!! Now if you excuse me I'm going to McDonalds"
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blackrosewings Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
ahahahahaha ludwig you assNobu and Buno Choirla 
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Mow-face Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT PART WHEN:
Germany: Vhat vere you doing on that vebsight anyvay, liebe." He whispered slowly, making you stiffen with surprise, a small shiver running up your spine. "Vere you hinting at somezing?
Narnia: YOU. WISH.
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:iconludwig-g-beilschmidt:
Ha, nein, YOU wish, Narnia.
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Mow-face Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Says the guy that made suggestive comments the other night X3 Then there was that one terrible pick up line about our future ki- (//Shot)
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Ludwig-G-Beilschmidt Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
W-whatever are you talking about...
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Mow-face Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know what I'm talking about.
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Mow-face Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconseriouslyplz:
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xNightMistx Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Berger Beilschmidt... 
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AmarindaCrosstin Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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DarkSoulAngel2001 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
A Chinese couple named their baby @ and on Facebook, there was a picture where a girl was on the news and her name is Airwrecka :D WORLD, STAHP.
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Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Me/Honduras-maybe.....If you want it come get it *runs out the door laughing like a maniac*

Germany-*stays still for a second processing suddenly a smile creeps in his face*I'm coming to get you liebe
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 2, 2014   General Artist
(Me/Vietnam) -looks at Germany and wiggles eyebrows- :eyebrows:  Creepy wiggling eyebrows -turns back to computer-
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Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
America Berger lol
What's next? Nantucket? XD
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TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Student General Artist
LOL that is a funny name.... and I can actually picture America naming his kid that...  
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dinorex33 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbabygermanyplz:    <u< Chu.
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
*sees this icon. dies and explodes from too much cuteness*
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dinorex33 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconexplodeplz:
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
just like that, but more intense!
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Student General Artist
You could tell he did.
:icongermanyfacepalmplz:
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FilipinaHetalian Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha! Awesome! :icongetsomeplz:
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JoseyNicole23 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Professional General Artist
:icongetsomeplz:
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TsundereRomano100 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
O fg that icon!!! Help I can't breathe
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JoseyNicole23 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Professional General Artist
 hue hue hue 
:^)
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GoingMadHatter Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That icon, bro :icongetsomeplz: You just made my day XD
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JoseyNicole23 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Professional General Artist
thats what i do :icongetsomeplz: :icongetsomeplz: :icongetsomeplz: :icongetsomeplz: :icongetsomeplz: :icongetsomeplz: :icongetsomeplz:
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
this icon always makes me laugh so hard!!!!
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JoseyNicole23 Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Professional General Artist
XD ikr???
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hetaliangirl Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Why does that sound soo much like me! lol  you wish I was having your baby Luddy!!!!:p
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mickmoo Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
It took me a while to finish the story because I was too busy laughing at the name "Berger"
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thunderbuddy69 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAH :iconyaygermanyplz:
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HugeHetaliaFa Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"You wish."
Totally me, I would deny everything.
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Greenleeklover1 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
...one of my friends is half German half Caucasian. So what happens when his first name is Berger? Not a big fan of his name so we nicknamed him Bear. Seeing this made my day! I'm making him read this to tease him!
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aweiredkidnamedrain Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Student General Artist
omg hahahaha
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MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Student General Artist
AMERICA IS EVERYWHERE.

EVEN IN BABY NAMES.

EVEN.

IN.

BABY.

NAMES.
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Flying-Dutchmann Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
AMERICA the number one cause of Bergers
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MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Dangit...
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Flying-Dutchmann Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
dangdang
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HailleyPie Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconjapanpastaplz:

OMMMGGGG
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QuxxnAri Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
really Germany :iconoyesfaceplz:
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skating-wally Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
me? hinting at something? you wish Germany XD
Germany: :iconchallengeacceptedplz:
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JazzyLick Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
~The Story of My Reading This~
Le Me: *sees title* THE INTERNET. [*thatisexactlywhatIsaywheneversometimestalksaboutit* *inapewdievoice* *becauseI'mjustthatcool=w=*] This'll be good. B]
Le Me: *reads to the end of the 2nd paragraph* OMG I KNEW IT. THIS WILL BE GOOD.
Le Me: *reads to the where it says he lost a second bet to America XD* BWAHAHAHA THIS IS SO BRILLIANT
Le Me: *reads to end* O////////O DEAR GOTT YES! YES I'M HINTING AT SOMETHING!!
10/10 XD
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Maxernest Featured By Owner May 20, 2013   General Artist
I would have screamed once he grabbed my waist...
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LadyCaitlin0429 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I would've too. I would scream: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ERMERGURD!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!" and he'd be like::icongermanyfacepalmplz: and Italy would have fallen on the floor. :3
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Maxernest Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013   General Artist
XD amazing scream bro.
My scream would have been like: "Eeeee! OHMYGOSH NEVER TOUCH MY STOMAC DUDE. THAT'S JUST LIKE A NO!" and the whole time I'd be blushing because well stomachisequaltoitalyscurlformesoyeah. 
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LadyCaitlin0429 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like your scream too. :hug:
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Maxernest Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013   General Artist
Aw, thanks! :cookie: have some cookies :cookie: :cookies:
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